{"id":60,"date":"2010-06-24T00:34:59","date_gmt":"2010-06-24T00:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/airelibre\/?p=60"},"modified":"2010-06-24T00:34:59","modified_gmt":"2010-06-24T00:34:59","slug":"he_dicho_buho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/airelibre\/2010\/06\/24\/he_dicho_buho\/","title":{"rendered":"HE DICHO B\u00daHO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>.<\/P><br \/>\n<P align=center><A href=\"http:\/\/img155.imageshack.us\/img155\/7435\/bikarbuns.gif\"><IMG src=\"\/\/img155.imageshack.us\/img155\/7435\/bikarbuns.gif\"><\/A><\/P><br \/>\n<DIV>Ma\u00f1ana de San Juan. Un padre est\u00e1 sentado con su hijo en un banquito del parque, comiendo pipas, cuando pasa ante ellos una se\u00f1ora estupenda. \u201cVaya culo\u201d, murmura el hombre. El chaval mueve la ceja y le pregunta: \u201c\u00bfqu\u00e9 has dicho, aitatxo?\u201d<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp; &#8211;<SPAN style=\"FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'\">&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/SPAN>Nada hijo, nada&#8230; he dicho b\u00faho.<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8211;<SPAN style=\"FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'\">&nbsp;<\/SPAN>\u00bfY qu\u00e9 es un b\u00faho, aita?<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>Y el padre comienza a describir al <A href=\"http:\/\/i3.photobucket.com\/albums\/y99\/Piropillos\/Desnudo_Carl-Lewis.jpg\" target=_blank>b\u00faho<\/A>, a la <A href=\"http:\/\/i3.photobucket.com\/albums\/y99\/Piropillos\/Isinbaeva_buho.jpg\" target=_blank>b\u00faha<\/A>&#8230; Y el chico sigue preguntando que c\u00f3mo son los <A href=\"http:\/\/i3.photobucket.com\/albums\/y99\/Piropillos\/Desnudo_Idowu.jpg\" target=_blank>buh\u00edtos<\/A>, las <A href=\"http:\/\/i3.photobucket.com\/albums\/y99\/Piropillos\/Desnuda_Lolo-Jones.jpg\" target=_blank>buh\u00edtas<\/A>&#8230; Y el padre, harto de estrujarse la cabeza diciendo ave rapaz, nocturna, pico curvado, ojos grandes, garras afiladas, plumas alzadas que figuran orejas, termina reconociendo: HE DICHO <A href=\"http:\/\/i3.photobucket.com\/albums\/y99\/Piropillos\/Desnudo_Collin-Jackson.jpg\" target=_blank>CULO<\/A>, HIJO, \u00a1HE DICHO <A href=\"http:\/\/i3.photobucket.com\/albums\/y99\/Piropillos\/Desnuda_Marie-Jo-Perec.jpg\" target=_blank>CULO<\/A>!<\/DIV><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. Ma\u00f1ana de San Juan. Un padre est\u00e1 sentado con su hijo en un banquito del parque, comiendo pipas, cuando pasa ante ellos una se\u00f1ora estupenda. \u201cVaya culo\u201d, murmura el hombre. El chaval mueve la ceja y le pregunta: \u201c\u00bfqu\u00e9 has dicho, aitatxo?\u201d &nbsp; &nbsp; &#8211;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nada hijo, nada&#8230; he dicho b\u00faho. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;\u00bfY qu\u00e9 es [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[17],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/airelibre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/airelibre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/airelibre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/airelibre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/airelibre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/airelibre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/airelibre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/airelibre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/airelibre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}