{"id":353,"date":"2018-09-24T10:48:09","date_gmt":"2018-09-24T08:48:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/?p=353"},"modified":"2018-09-24T10:48:09","modified_gmt":"2018-09-24T08:48:09","slug":"veneno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/veneno\/","title":{"rendered":"VENENO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-354\" src=\"https:\/\/static-blogs.diariovasco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/232\/2018\/09\/42439075_2122519967782471_224876404490108928_n-300x291.jpg\" alt=\"42439075_2122519967782471_224876404490108928_n\" width=\"300\" height=\"291\" srcset=\"https:\/\/static-blogs.diariovasco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/232\/2018\/09\/42439075_2122519967782471_224876404490108928_n-300x291.jpg 300w, https:\/\/static-blogs.diariovasco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/232\/2018\/09\/42439075_2122519967782471_224876404490108928_n-768x745.jpg 768w, https:\/\/static-blogs.diariovasco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/232\/2018\/09\/42439075_2122519967782471_224876404490108928_n.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Mi vecina Loli me llam\u00f3 para que subiera a por unos geranios.<br \/>\nSu casa estaba llena de peces, de fotos de perros y de mala fortuna.<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Desde hace seis a\u00f1os oigo a su marido gritarla y llamarla gilipollas.<br \/>\nDesde hace seis a\u00f1os estoy esperando a que Loli descubra que el veneno no es tan caro y que Juanito<br \/>\n-con sus pelotas calvas-<br \/>\nentra perfecto por el hueco del ascensor.<\/p>\n<p>Siete tiestos me dio.<br \/>\nYo, las gracias y un abrazo firme.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tatoo by Victor Zabuga (@_367_)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi vecina Loli me llam\u00f3 para que subiera a por unos geranios. Su casa estaba llena de peces, de fotos de perros y de mala fortuna. Desde hace seis a\u00f1os oigo a su marido gritarla y llamarla gilipollas. Desde hace seis a\u00f1os estoy esperando a que Loli descubra que el veneno no es tan caro [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21835,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21835"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":355,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions\/355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}