{"id":539,"date":"2019-02-25T07:56:46","date_gmt":"2019-02-25T06:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/?p=539"},"modified":"2019-02-25T07:56:46","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T06:56:46","slug":"malamente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/malamente\/","title":{"rendered":"MALAMENTE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-540\" src=\"https:\/\/static-blogs.diariovasco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/232\/2019\/02\/IMG_20190225_075155_397-300x260.jpg\" alt=\"img_20190225_075155_397\" width=\"300\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/static-blogs.diariovasco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/232\/2019\/02\/IMG_20190225_075155_397-300x260.jpg 300w, https:\/\/static-blogs.diariovasco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/232\/2019\/02\/IMG_20190225_075155_397-768x665.jpg 768w, https:\/\/static-blogs.diariovasco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/232\/2019\/02\/IMG_20190225_075155_397-1024x887.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/static-blogs.diariovasco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/232\/2019\/02\/IMG_20190225_075155_397.jpg 1062w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Me levanto del sof\u00e1.<br \/>\nParto el chocolate<br \/>\ny consigo dos trozos desiguales.<br \/>\nUno grande y otro peque\u00f1o.<br \/>\nMe quedo con el peque\u00f1o<br \/>\ny vuelvo al sof\u00e1.<br \/>\nMe levanto del sof\u00e1<br \/>\ny cojo el grande&#8230; porque ya puestos.<br \/>\nMe siento.<br \/>\nMe vuelvo a levantar<br \/>\ny vuelvo a partir el chocolate<br \/>\nsolo con la esperanza de lograr<br \/>\n-ahora s\u00ed-<br \/>\ndos trozos id\u00e9nticos.<br \/>\nNada.<br \/>\nEsta vez, me quedo con el grande<br \/>\ny vuelvo al sof\u00e1.<br \/>\nMe levanto del sof\u00e1<br \/>\ny cojo el peque\u00f1o&#8230; porque ya puestos.<br \/>\nMe siento<br \/>\ny digo<\/p>\n<p>as\u00ed la vida,<br \/>\nentre lo que pienso,<br \/>\nlo que quiero<br \/>\ny lo que pienso que quiero.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>MUAM<br \/>\n*photo by @cecile_hoodie<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me levanto del sof\u00e1. Parto el chocolate y consigo dos trozos desiguales. Uno grande y otro peque\u00f1o. Me quedo con el peque\u00f1o y vuelvo al sof\u00e1. Me levanto del sof\u00e1 y cojo el grande&#8230; porque ya puestos. Me siento. Me vuelvo a levantar y vuelvo a partir el chocolate solo con la esperanza de lograr [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21835,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21835"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":541,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions\/541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.diariovasco.com\/wonderwoman-rubia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}